
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
The marketplace for funny people.
Pelyatshow is a comedy club that never closes. Comedians post bits, grow a following, unlock paid subscribers, and take custom joke requests from fans. Audience gets an endless open mic — the good ones get paid.




Short bits. Long threads. Written jokes. Voice notes. Whatever kills.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

My bank called and said there was suspicious activity on my account. I said yeah, saving.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Sample bits inspired by the greats — join to write your own.
Found a comic you like? Hit follow. Their next bit shows up in your feed. No wallet needed to laugh.

Pick a membership — Open Mic, The Feature, or The Headliner — then subscribe to that many comics at once for their subscriber-only bits.
Unlocks locker-room bits, early drafts, and live sets from every comic you subscribe to.
Need a birthday roast for your brother-in-law? Send a paid request. Your favorite comic writes it. You look like a genius at the party.
"Can you roast my sister Sara for turning 40? She hates cardio and loves wine."
Comment, quote-riff, remix bits. The best writers get promoted. The audience decides who kills and who bombs.



I posted one bit. Got 400 followers by Tuesday. My mom finally believes I have a job.
— Mitch, working comicMade rent from 92 subscribers. That's 92 people paying me to keep being weird.
— Ali, working comicSomeone paid me $50 to write a wedding toast. I would've done it for a sandwich.
— Hedberg, working comicTwo drink minimum. Zero excuses.
Sign up in 30 seconds. Post your first bit. Find out if you're funny — or at least get roasted trying.